[nilesfunnies] Fw: I once went on a car manufacturer's course with a mechanic from a garage

I once went on a car manufacturer's course with a mechanic from a garage somewhere in Scotland.
He reckoned they had a shield and motto above their workshop door.
The shield had crossed arms on it with a spanner in one hand and a condom in the other. The motto was 'If you can't fix it, f**k it.'