[nilesfunnies] A chap answered the door and found two blokes in suits outside. Th
him what kind of bread he liked and he replied "white".
They then spent 25 minutes haranguing him about the virtues of brown
bread.
The were the Hovis witnesses.
They then spent 25 minutes haranguing him about the virtues of brown
bread.
The were the Hovis witnesses.
Immediately his speech writer rushes over and whispers in his ear: "Sir,
those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is underneath!"
(*) Replace with suitable politician/ethnic/celebrity name as required.