[nilesfunnies] Philopsher Ring Tones II

In uk.media.radio.archers, "Siderius Nuncius" <matron.nuncius@tesco.net>
wrote:
They Schutz Horses, Don't They?
The Pipes of Pierce
Socrates to Me, Baby
Russell Overcome
Don't Sartre Me Talking
Everywhere I Go, I Get So Confucius
Don't Let Down Your Kierkegaard
Rousseau Vain, I Bet You Think This Meinong Is Alembert You
Searle's a Singer

Kant Buy Me Love
Locke Three Times on the Ceiling
Lao-Zi in the Sky with Diamonds
Tom Haack
Böhme-Bang-a-Bang
Heidegger Pony
When I Nietzsche
In Voltaire Tonight
Kuhn-fu Fighting
Mach the Knife
Wall Street Husserl
Ferry Across the Mersenne
Avicenna Mother Baby (Standing in the Shadows)

Is This The Plato Amarillo?
Rousseauxy Thing
It's Aquinas Magic
Sartre Seems To Be The Hardest Word
Leibnitz A Kick Out Of You...

Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stoic
It's A Cynic To Tell A Lie
Jump Down, Turn Around, Epicure Bale Of Cotton
Live And Let Diogenes
Augustine Old Fashioned Girl
Xeno Later Alligator
Message In Aristotle
Lucretius Great And Small
It's Aquinas Magic
The Locke Of Love
Lay Berkeley Lay
Mill Of Kintyre
Our House Is A Derri-Derri-Derrida House
de Sade Songs Say So Much
You Keep Me Hangin' On The Xenophon

Please Mister Postmodernist
I get a kick out of Utilitarianism
The Logical Positivism Song
Bat out of Hegel
Bye Bye Berdyaev
John, I'm only Saint-Simon
I wanna Hold Ayn Rand

I'd Like To Teach The Tao Te Ching
Everything I Do, Idealist For You
Utopia Words Right Out Of My Mouth
Chanson d'A More
You Realist-arted Something
I Schopenhauer To Love Him
Doctrine The Tardis
Solipsism Seems To Be The Hardest Word

and there's that bit in Needles And Pins-ah:
"..And I knew I had to go away
And get Diogenes and pray-ay..."

I Believe Empiricals
Wittgenstein Of The Times
I Know Hedonism A Place On Earth
Let's Metaphysical

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