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Friday, September 08, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Bar singer


Bar singer
Female bar singer finishes her piece, walks over to the bar and brags in
a loud voice:

"Honey, two years ago, I insured my voice with Lloyds of London for
£1,000,000."

There is a hushed silence across the bar. Then the bartender leans
forward and says quietly: "So what did you do with the money...?"