[nilesfunnies] Fw: The landlord was sat alone in his bar late one night,

The landlord was sat alone in his bar late one night,

The landlord was sat alone in his bar late one night, all his customers
had gone after he'd called time, when suddenly the ethereal spirit of a
large tail-less dog appeared before him.

'What to do you want?' Asked the landlord.

'Freedom from my pain of having no tail,' growled the ghostly canine,
and for which I wander these spirit paths in search of a kindly soul
that can make me whole once more.'

'I'm sorry, Fido. You're out of luck.' Said the landlord. 'As I ain't
licensed to re-tail spirits at this time of night.'