[nilesfunnies] Fw: NHS 2

Once upon a time it was resolved to have a boat race between a BUPA team
and a team representing the N.H.S. Both teams practised long and hard to
reach their peak performance. On the big day they were as ready as they
could be.

The BUPA team won by a mile.

Afterwards the N.H.S. team became very discouraged by the result and
morale sagged. Senior management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, and a working party was set up to investigate the problem and recommend appropriate action.

Their conclusion was that the BUPA team had eight people rowing and one
person steering, whereas the N.H.S. team had eight people steering and one person rowing.

Senior management immediately hired a consultancy company to do a study on the team's structure. Thousands of pounds and several months later they concluded that: "Too many people were steering and not enough rowing."

To prevent losing to BUPA the next year, the team structure was changed to three "Assistant Steering Managers", three "Steering Managers", one
"Executive Steering Manager" and a "Director of Steering Services". A
performance and appraisal system was set up to give the person rowing the boat more incentive to work harder.

The next year BUPA won by two miles.

Following this, the N.H.S. laid off the rower for poor performance, sold
off all the paddles, cancelled all capital investment in new equipment,
and halted development of a new canoe. The money saved was used to fund
higher than average pay awards to senior management.