[nilesfunnies] Fw: Ten little hoodies

Ten little hoodies
Unashamedly taken as it was the best from the nursery rhymes for the
naughties in the Times today:

Ten little hoodies
shooting up a line
One had a bad trip
and then there were nine.

Nine little hoodies
staying out late
One got curfewed
and then there were eight

Eight little hoodies
picking on Kevin
One got an ASBO
and then there were seven

Seven little hoodies
chatting up some chicks
One got his in the club
and then there were six

Six little hoodies
going for a drive
One crashed his motor
and then there were five

Five little hoodies
kicking in a door
One went and broke his leg
and then there were four

Four little hoodies
sitting down to tea
One ate much too much
and then there were three

Three little hoodies
wondering what to do
One went out mugging
and then there were two

Two little hoodies
looking for some fun
One was arrested
and then there was one.

One little hoodie quite alone, but then
He joined with nine others
in a new gang of ten.