[nilesfunnies] Orange

Orange
A little Catholic boy is playing in the streets in Belfast, when he
comes across an orange sash lying in the street. Not knowing any
better, he puts it on and runs home.

When he gets home, his father is working in the garden:

"In the name of Jesus, what's that thing round your neck?" says his
irate father.

"Get upstairs to your room and take it off this instant".

So the little boy runs upstairs, there he meets his mother.

"Saints preserve us, what have you got on?" says his indignant
mother.

"Take that thing off and put it in the bin in the back garden immediately.

So the little boy turns round, runs down the stairs and goes out
into the back garden, there he meets his grandfather:

"Holy Mary Mother of God, what on earth is that you're wearing?"
says his embittered grandfather.

"Take that back to where you found it, this minute!"

The little boy says:

"F*!k me, I've only been an Orangeman for 10 minutes and I've been
re-routed three times already."

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