[nilesfunnies] Fw: Sah!

The Regimental Colonel decides to visit some of his troops
who are in hospital.

He goes up to the first soldier in bed and barks:
"What's wrong with you, soldier!"
"Crabs, sah!" replies the soldier.
"Cure?"
"Wire brush, sah, 3 times a day!"
"Ambition?"
"To get better sah, and rejoin my regiment!"

Satisfied, the Colonel goes to the soldier in the second bed.
"What's wrong with you, soldier!"
"Piles, sah!" replies the soldier.
"Cure?"
"Wire brush, sah, 3 times a day!"
"Ambition?"
"To get better sah, and rejoin my regiment!"

Once again he is satisfied and goes to the soldier in the
third bed.
"What's wrong with you, soldier!"
"Sore throat, sah!" croaks the soldier.
"Cure?"
"Wire brush, sah, 3 times a day!"
"Ambition?"
"To be first with the wire brush, sah!"

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