[nilesfunnies] Fw: First round of golf

A young woman dressed in shorts had been taking golf lessons. She had
just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee
sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse
for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you
back in so early? What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee", she said.

"Where?", he asked.

"Between the first and second hole", she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."