[nilesfunnies] Fw: Cowboy Boots

An elderly couple, Roy and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Roy has always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.

Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home. Walking
proudly into the house, he says to his wife, "Notice anything different
about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, a Roy storm off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different
now??"

Bessie looks up and says, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Roy yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?

IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Roy. Shoulda bought a
hat."