[nilesfunnies] Fw: A sailor's tale ...

A sailor has just reached port after a long stay at sea, and decides he
needs some, um, 'servicing'. Unfortunately he only has a fiver in his
pocket.

Eventually he finds a whore and asks what he can get for a fiver.

"You can lick me out if you like." She says.

So he gets down too it, when suddenly he stops and picks at his teeth.

"What's this," he says, "a crab?"

To which came the reply, "Well, what'd u expect for a fiver... caviar!"