[nilesfunnies] Fw: Two girls are on a night out......

Two girls are on a night out and on the way home they are both desperate
for a pee. So they go into a graveyard to relieve themselves. The first
one takes off her knickers and uses them as she doesn't have any tissues
and then throws them away. The second one says she is wearing new
expensive lace knickers so she looks around for a substitute and sees a
nice big bow on some recently laid flowers by a grave. So she uses that.

The next days the girl's husbands meet up for a beer and the first on
says, "My wife came home last night with no knickers on" The second ones
says, "You were lucky, mine had a piece of ribbon and a card sticking out
of her arse with the message, ALL OUR LOVE FROM THE LADS AT THE FIRE
STATION, WE ARE REALLY GOING TO MISS YOU...........