[nilesfunnies] Mosquito
A mosquito was heard to complain
That a chemist had poisoned his brain
The cause of his sorrow
was Paradichloro-
Diphenyltrichloroethane
Man walks into a bar and says "I'll have a pint of adenosine
triphosphate please"
and the barman says "that'll be 80p"
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