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There were an <stereotype1> an <stereotype2> and an <stereotype3> working
at the top of a t-all building site..
It's lunchtime, and all are opening their sandwiches:

(stereotype1>: "arghh, if I get haggis sandwiches once more, I shall jump
off this ledge, I can't stand it"..

(stereotype2>: "arghh, if I get beef sandwiches once more, I shall jump
off this ledge, I can't stand it"..

(stereotype3>: "arghh, if I get potato sandwiches once more, I shall jump
off this ledge, I can't stand it"..

Next day, same time..

(stereotype1>: "arghh, haggis sandwiches again!!" and he jumps off the
ledge..
(stereotype2>: "arghh, beef sandwiches again!!" and he jumps off the
ledge..
(stereotype3>: "arghh, potato sandwiches again!!" and he jumps off the
ledge..

Two weeks later, the three funerals at the same time. The widows are
talking to each other:

(stereotype1 widow) "If I'd known my husband didn't like haggis, I
wouldn't have made him the sandwiches..."

(stereotype2 widow) "If I'd known my husband didn't like beef, I wouldn't
have made him the sandwiches..."

(stereotype3 widow) "Paddy used to make his own sandwiches"