[nilesfunnies] Fw: Sportive Jest

A Man.U. fan dies in a car crash on his way to the match. He rings the
bell at the Pearly Gates and St Peter opens the gate.

"Yes,what can I do for you?" St Peter asks.

"I've just died and I want to come in."

Seeing his Man.U. shirt,St Peter says "Sorry,we don't have your kind in
here"

"What do you mean,'my kind'?"

"Man.U. fans. God hates Man.U."

" But I'm a good bloke" says the fan" Last month,I gave a tenner to the
hurricane relief fund,two weeks ago gave a tenner to the tsunami fund
and just yesterday gave a tenner to the dogs home."

" I'll go have a word with God" says St Peter,shuts the gate and wanders
off.

10 minutes later,St Peter comes back and opens the gate.

"Well,did God say I can come in,then ?"

" No. He said I'd to give you this envelope"

The fan opens the envelope and finds three tenners and a note from God
It read.."Here's your £30 back. Now,fuck off !"