Tuesday, June 05, 2007

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Civil service job

Civil service job

A guy goes to the Civil Service to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Have you been in the service?

"Yes," he says. "I was in Afghanistan for three years"
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The
hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in
at 10:00 A.M."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M."

"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours we sit around scratching our point in you coming
in for that"