[nilesfunnies] Fwd: Fw: Olympics Speech

Olympics Speech
President Bush(*) is rehearsing his speech for the ceremonies at the
Beijing 2008 Olympic Games. He begins his remarks with "Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
Ooo! Ooo!"

Immediately his speech writer rushes over and whispers in his ear: "Sir,
those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is underneath!"

(*) Replace with suitable politician/ethnic/celebrity name as required.