[nilesfunnies] Fw: Mother in Law

George went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family
including his mother-in-law. During their vacation and while they were
visiting Jerusalem. George's mother-in-law died. With the death
certificate in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make
arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial.

The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told George
that the sending of a body back to the States for burial is very, very
expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00. The Consul continues, in
most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury
the body here. This would only cost $150.00.

George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will
cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."

The Consul, after hearing this, says "You must have loved your
mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."

"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many years
ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he
arose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."


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