[nilesfunnies] Bob

Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the
urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of
business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a
leak. Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him
out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you." The man
asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "OK." Then the man says, "Can
you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK." Bob pulls it out and
it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles,
scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it
for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and
zips it up. The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it." Bob
says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?" The guy
pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't
touching it..."

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