[nilesfunnies] Fw: A sickie....

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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
She is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak
voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

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