[nilesfunnies] A Mars A Day...

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The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flyer miles Doug
and Bob land on Mars.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Doug
asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they
make money, etc.

Finally, Bob brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?"
asks Bob. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian. Discussion
ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and
experience one another. Bob and Martian #1 go off to a bedroom where the
Martian strips.

He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long and just a
quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Bob. "Why?"
he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," he replies, "It! 'It's just not long
enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his
forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows
until it's quite impressively long.

"Well," Bob says, "That's quite impressive, but it looks like a long
pencil, it's still pretty narrow...." "No problem," he says, and starts
pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until
the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the Bob.

"Wow!" he exclaims, as they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate
ways. As they walk along, Doug asks, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to
say it," says Bob, "but it was damn good. How about you?"

"It was horrible," Doug replies. "All I got was a headache. He kept
slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

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