[nilesfunnies] Fw: Geography

Geography

The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around
the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 35 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with
countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 35 - 45, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of her own beauty.
Between the ages of 45 - 55 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 55 - 60 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.
Between the ages of 60-70 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet
and the borders are practically un-patrolled but the frigid climate keeps
people away.
Between the ages of 70-80 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 80, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15 - 80 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.

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