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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: received this in an email last week. Hadn't posted it before now as I

PLEASE CIRCULATE THIS MESSAGE AROUND YOUR OFFICE AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE
TAKES PART THIS FRIDAY:

The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism
and we are being encouraged to demonstrate against these terrorists this
Friday at 15:00 hours.

It is a well-known fact that fundamentalist Muslims are against alcohol
consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman.

Therefore, at 15:00 hours this Friday, all women should run naked through
the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands.

This is the best way to show our disgust for fundamentalist interpretation
of religion and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists amongst
us, so anybody who does not do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist,
denounced to the world and shot.
Thank you for your co-operation.

Please forward this to your colleagues and friends.