[nilesfunnies] Fw: Would-be mechanic

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A man applies for a job as mechanic. It's the preliminary interview and
the boss says, "Can you roll a hard hat down your arm and pop it back on
your head?"

The mechanic nods, confused.

"Can you play lightsaber with your wrench against another man's
screwdriver?"

"Oh yes," says the mechanic.

"Can you bounce your own screwdriver off the floor, grab it, whirl it
around and put it in your belt like a gun?"

"Blimey, I've been doing that for years!" says the would-be mechanic.

"Well in that case, I can't use you," says the boss. "I have 12 men doing
that already!"