[nilesfunnies] Fw: Grandma

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Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been
playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the
house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when one person is
sleeping on top of another one?" She was a little taken aback, but decided
to tell him the truth... "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little
Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the
other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds!"