[nilesfunnies] Fw: > What's that one?

Two bods in a pub get around to comparing jobs. One says he is a Turd
Inspector. "Nonsense" says the other bod, "there is no such job."

"Yes there is, come to the bank in the High Street at midday tomorrow and
you will see an open manhole. Look inside and you will see me working."

So the other bod does this and sure enough, in the manhole is the TI.

"Come down and join me" says the TI "and I will show you what I do."

The other bod climbs down and watches the TI fish out turds and sort them
into various piles. "What are you doing?" he says.

"I am monitoring when people crap, according to their lifestyle. Look,
there is a metal worker's turd, it has metal filings in it. There is a
woodworker's turd, it has wood shavings in it. There is a gay man's turd,
it is concave at one end!"

"That is disgusting, I'm going" says the other bod.

"Wait a moment, I want to show you my wife's turd."

"How can you identify that?"

"Hang on . . . . ah, there it is, it has my sandwiches tied to it."