[nilesfunnies] Fw: Confession time

This newly wed couple were on their honey moon and were about
to have sex for the first time:
Wife: Before we do this I have something I have to tell you.
Husband: We're married now, you can tell me anything.
Wife: I'm flat chested.
Husband: I don't believe you. Prove it.
So she takes off her shirt.
Husband: Holy Mother I never seen a smaller chest, but I have
something to tell you too.
Wife: We're married now you can tell me anything.
Husband: I’m like a baby down there.
Wife: I don't believe you. Prove it.
So he takes off his pants.
Wife gasps: I thought you said you were like a baby down
there!
Husband: I am! 6lbs 7ounces!