[nilesfunnies] Fw: The year is 2029

The year is 2029

The Postal Service increases price of first class stamp to £11.25 and
reduces delivery to Wednesdays only.

Massachusetts executes last remaining Conservative.

The High Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Baby conceived naturally - scientists stumped.

New law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and
rolled-up newspapers must be registered as lethal weapons by January 2036.

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognised as Mexifornia's
third language.

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica in GNP.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
illegally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Inland Revenue sets lowest tax rate at 75%

(cor, these are just unpleasant)