[nilesfunnies] Fw: Little old lady ... ...

Little old lady ... ...
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the
bags, and every once in awhile a £20 note is flying out of it onto the
pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are £20 notes
falling out of that bag."

"Damn!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can
still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back alley is right
behind the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a
game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower
beds!"

"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: £20 or
off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"