[nilesfunnies] Fw: Aliens

Aliens
Two aliens landed in the New Mexico desert near a gas station that had
been closed for the night.
They approached one of the gas pumps, and the younger of the two aliens
addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your
leader."
The gas pump of course didn't respond.
The younger alien started to get mad at the lack of response and the older
one said, "I wouldn't push it if I were you".
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated the greeting.
Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew
his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings Earthling. We come in peace.
Do not ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I will fire!"
The older alien again warned his comrade, "You don't want to do that ....
you really don't want to make him mad!"
"Rubbish," replied the younger alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and
fired.
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared outwards and towards
them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him in a burnt
and crumpled mess 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Thirty-five Earth minutes later, when he finally regained consciousness,
refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna, he looked
dazedly up at the wiser one, who was standing over him....slowly shaking
his big green head. "What a ferocious creature," said the young fried one.
"It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous??"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler onto the crispy,
peeling flesh and shared some knowledge. "If there's one thing I've
learned during my travels through the galaxy," said the wise old
alien, "When a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then
stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him."



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