[nilesfunnies] Fw: Chinese meal

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A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some
deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the
menu and finally agree to share the chef's special Chicken Surprise.

The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot
rises a tiny amount and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking
around before the lid slams back down.

"Jesus, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she
asks him to look in the pot.

He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and this time he sees two
beady little eyes looking around before the lid firmly slams back down.

Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening
and demands an explanation.

"Well sir", says the waiter, "What did you order?"

"We both chose the same", he replies, "the Chicken Surprise."

"Oh I do apologise, this is my fault" says the waiter ....

.... "I've brought you the Peking Duck!"

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