[nilesfunnies] Fw: The Brave Pig

A visitor on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, ''That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.''

''So why does he have a wooden leg?'' the visitor asked.

''Well one night our house caught on fire. And he came into our house and
he woke us all up.''

''So,'' the visitor asked again, ''why does that pig have a wooden leg?''

''Well, when a pig's that brave you just can't eat it all at once!''