[nilesfunnies] Fw: Quickies

Q: What is a Yankee?
A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q: What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Q: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!

Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and aaaaaaah"?
A: About three inches.

Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A: The grip.

Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q: Why do most women care more about their appearance than improving their
minds?
A: Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. Why do women have tits?
A. So men will talk to them.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.

Gordon

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