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Romans
Julius Caesar is addressing the Roman crowd. "Friends Romans and
Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to
conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We
shall kill many Gauls and return victorious."
The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeees,
hail mighty Caesar"

Brutus turns to his mate and says " He doesn't half talk some shite
eh? He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment bag."

Six months later, Caesar comes back having conquered France and
addresses the crowd in the Coliseum. " Friends, Romans and
Countrymen, I have returned from our campaign in France and as I
promised, we killed 50,000 Gauls".

The crowd are up on their feet again. "Yeeeeeeees, hail
mighty Caesar".

Brutus once again turns to his mate "I'm sick of his bullshit, I'm
off to France to check this out."

Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to
Rome.

Caesar is addressing the public in the Coliseum again "Friends,
Romans and Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are
going to sort those bastards out"

The crowd are up on their feet."Yeeeeees,
hail mighty Caesar"

Brutus jumps up and shouts, "Caesar, you are a liar. You
told us that you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there
to check it out and you only killed 25,000!!!!"

The crowd are stunned and all sit down in silence. Caesar
gets up and looks slowly round the Coliseum then across at Brutus and
says,
"Brutus, you are forgetting one thing- .

........Away Gauls count double in Europe."........