[nilesfunnies] Fw: I recall a couple of clean 'punny' ones I read when I was a kid:

A handsome young fellow named Tate
Dined with his girl at 8:08
But I cannot relate
What that fellow named Tate
And his tête-à-tête ate at 8:08

and:

A girl who weighed many an oz.
Used language I cannot pronoz.
When a fellow unkind
Pulled a chair from behind
Just to see, so he said, if she'd boz.

>From the depths of the crypt at Saint Giles
Came a scream that resounded for miles
Said the vicar "Good gracious
Has Father Ignatius
Forgotten the Bishop has piles?"

There was a young fellow named Bright
Who could travel faster than light
He departed one day
In an Einsteinian way
And came back the previous night

There was a young fellow from Grimsby
Who said "What funny things quims be
The hole in the middle
Is clearly for piddle
But for what can these hair covered rims be?"