[nilesfunnies] Fw: Meat Free Jokes

Meat Free Jokes

Botanists have developed a vegetable that eliminates the need to brush
your teeth. They're called Bristle sprouts.

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What is small, red and whispers? A hoarse radish.

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Old King Cole was very fond of cabbage. He sent out a decree that from
then on, whenever anyone ate cabbage, it must be shredded and mixed with
mayonnaise and bits of carrots. This became known as Cole's Law...

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Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from
a distance your friends think you look thinner.

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