[nilesfunnies] Fw: Top ten signs the you might belong to the Taliban

Top ten signs the you might belong to the Taliban
This is very wicked:

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
objection to beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and
suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad
against.

5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
ammunition in your robe.

4. You've never been asked, 'Does this burka make my butt
look fat?'

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. You've never uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done
with your cave.'

And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the
Taliban...

1. You wipe your arse with your bare hand, but consider
bacon unclean.