[nilesfunnies] Pandas

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A Met PC was on his way to an urgent call in the Area Car. In his haste he
cut a corner rather tightly. Unfortunately there was another police car
coming the other way, on its way back from a routine enquiry. The ensuing
collision wrote off both vehicles, but injuries were mercifully minor.

The PC concerned is now stuck with the nickname Chi-Chi.

Because he fucks Pandas.

(Note for the youthful) I have just realised that most people under 35 won't
have heard of Chi-Chi. It was one of the pandas at London Zoo - their sex
lives, or the lack thereof, were of great interest to the Press for quite a
while.

This taken from the blog of a magistrate:

http://thelawwestofealingbroadway.blogspot.com/

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