[nilesfunnies] Farmer

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Under new environmental legislation farmers can be imprisoned for removing
plants from their land without permission. A farmer was recently sentenced
to six months for pulling up a yew hedge. He meets his new cellmate...

Cell Mate: "What are you in for?"

Farmer: "I got 6 months for pulling up a yew hedge. How about you?"

Cell Mate: "I got 12 years for rape."

Farmer: "Twelve years!! God, you must have had acres of it!"

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