[nilesfunnies] Fw: And the moral of the story is ...

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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more
than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock,
and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside,
all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We
are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car