nilesfunnies

Saturday, December 17, 2005

[nilesfunnies] My wife...

Who was the wife of Jupiter?
Juno?
No, that's why I'm asking.

What is the state capital of Alaska
Juneau
Yes, but do you?

My brother was taken ill on a flight to England
-Heathrow?
-No, but he felt very queasy

- My wife bought some second-hand clothes in Cheshire.
- Altrincham?
- No, they fitted her perfectly.