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GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

Crawford, Texas (AP) -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the
personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the
Presidential Bathroom where the books were kept. At this time, both
are believed lost. White House spokesman Scott McClellan reports
that the President is devastated by the loss of the books, in light
of the fact that he had almost finished coloring the first one.

FEMA was not available following the catastrophe