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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: A beauty, a perfect divinity,

A beauty, a perfect divinity,
Till twenty retained her virginity.
The lads up at Magdalen
Must have been dawdlin' -
It couldn't have happened at Trinity.

There was a young man of St John’s
Who wanted to bugger the swans.
But the loyal hall porter
Said, “Pray, take my daughter!
Those birds are reserved for the dons.”