[nilesfunnies] Fw: Advice sought

Advice sought
I really do need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when
I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work. You
don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving,
around the corner, as if she's got out and walked the rest of the way.
Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her mobile phone, just to see what time it was. This
caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out
of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never
touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her
!

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide
behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner
when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car that
I noticed a large amount of engine oil leaking from the sump.

So, is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I
should take it to a specialist ?

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