[nilesfunnies] The Zookeeper's Dilemma

The Zookeeper's Dilemma

A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he
decided to compose a letter. The only problem was that he didn't know
the plural of 'Mongoose'.

He started the letter: "To whom it may concern, I need two Mongeese."

No, that won't work, he thought and tried again: "To whom it may
concern, I need two Mongooses." Is that right?

Finally, he got an idea: "To whom it may concern, I need a Mongoose,
and while you're at it, send me another one too."