[nilesfunnies] Some musical puns

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Customer in music shop: Do you sell sheet music?
Spanish shop assistant: Oh no, all the music we sell is very good!

Q: What does an alien say when he goes to a music shop to buy a copy of Die
Schone Mullerin?

A: Take me to your lieder!

Did you here about the man who read passages from the novel Possession with
great aplomb, and then hammered his way through some pieces from the
Well-Tempered Clavier? It was generally agreed that he was fairly harmless:
after all, his Bach was worse than his Byatt.....

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