[nilesfunnies] Fwd: Salesman

A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel. Realizing he Needed a
Haircut before the next day's meeting, he called the desk Clerk to ask
if there was a barber on the premises.

I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but Down the
hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your
purposes."

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, Inserted
$15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which Time the machine
started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the Salesman pulled
out his head and surveyed his reflection, which showed the best
haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, Manicures, $20.00.'

"Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted His hands
into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen
seconds later he pulled out his
hands and they were e perfectly Manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a
Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'

The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine,
Unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into
the Opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a
shriek of Agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut
off. With Trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his
tender unit.
Which now had a button sewn on the end