[nilesfunnies] My favourite isn't one of mine. When I still lived and worked in
there was a small cafe and sandwich shop nearby that we used most days
for lunch. One day the owner told us about a woman who'd wandered in
that
morning. She'd stood there for a few seconds looking at the tables with
their sauce bottles, the glass-fronted counters with their meats and
salads, the big fridge with the fizzy drinks and so on. "Is this'" she
finally asked with a look of hope, "the library?"
The utter genius of a sandwich-maker looked at her blankly for the
briefest moment and then put a finger to his lips and said, "Shhh!"